WHISKEY BAR

 

GOT YA THINKING ‘BOUT

THE RENT, THE BILLS

THE GRIND, THE DRILLS

THE WORK, THE BOSS

NOW YOU’RE COUNTING OUT THE COSTS

 

YOUR HONEY BEE BUZZIN’ ‘BOUT THE ‘HONEY-DO’ LIST

WITH THE HONEY DO THAT AND THE HONEY DO THIS

GOT THE GREENBACKS, THE BENJAMINS 

THE SALES TAX – YOU SEND ‘EM IN

YOUR DEADLINES, YOUR BREADLINES

YOU’RE UP AND DOWN AND BACK AGAIN

 

THANK GOD THERE’S A WHISKEY BAR ON BROADWAY

OH MY! THERE’S A NEON SIGN IN SIGHT

HOT DAMN – THERE’S A COLD ONE COMING MY WAY

AND YOU CAN MAKE FEEL ALRIGHT

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE WHISKEY BAR TONIGHT

 

I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT

THE BALL, THE CHAIN

THE STRESS, THE STRAIN

THE COLD, THE HOT

SHE LOVES ME / LOVES ME NOT

 

THE ‘WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS AND THE MEN ARE FROM MARS’

AND THE ‘HONOR AND TO CHERISH AND TIL DEATH DO US PART’

THE IN-LAWS, THE OLD FLAMES

THE RUGRATS, THE DATING GAME

YOUR EX’S, YOUR NEXT KISS

YOU’RE OFF AND ON AND BACK AGAIN

 

THANK GOD THERE’S A WHISKEY BAR ON BROADWAY

OH MY! THERE’S A NEON SIGN IN SIGHT

HOT DAMN – THERE’S A COLD ONE COMING MY WAY

AND YOU CAN MAKE FEEL ALRIGHT

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE WHISKEY BAR TONIGHT